Lady Gaga has to use Rogaine now

27 Jul

Lady Gaga spends a great deal of time and money to make sure she looks like a complete jackass every single day, but much like Icarus as he rose toward the glory of the heavens, such ambition has taken it’s toll. The Sun says…
We’ve heard she was losing her hair before of course, so maybe this means it’s getting worse. Not only that, but my sources tell me that, because of all the tucking to hide it, her penis has turned a dull grey color. Oh Gaga, is it really worth it!

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